DefensiveDrinking.com

The process for getting the absurd speeding ticket (65 on the Tollway) has been stretched out to the point where if these were gym shorts, they would no longer fit. I’ve failed to see any humor in the situation until I realized how much I loved the Internet, and how it was my friend.

If you’re from Texas, you’ve probably heard the ads for defensivedriving.com. I decided to take a risk and try it. There’s the occasional question to make sure you’re paying attention.
(Ex: “When you come to a red light, you should:

  • A.) Stop
  • B.) Go
  • C.) Some other silly option.

I ain’t lying. And if those questions are too hard for you, you can just hit the refresh button as the questions are random)

In any case, I decided to take a few liberties with my Defensive Driving course and I think that the amusement value more than made up for it. (Note the Smirnoff Ice)

With that said, I think that the timer on my last page is up, and I should return.

–SnoopyKiss is also heartbroken. But don’t worry, he’s got some glue on backorder.

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