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August 14, 2003
They can't say that on Television
Oh yeah..I forgot some of the quotes that I either overheard or instigated during the exchange:
- "Let the a$$ slapping begin!"
- Our waitress at Minnies - "Our food is really great, which is surprising considering the crappy service."
- "Carbonated yogurt with Seltzer. It tasted like goat."
- "Wow, it's like Valley girl meets caveman: Dude...ugg...dude!!...ugg.."
- "So, you're a fish snob?""I prefer to call myself an fish-anadio"
- "I hope that's blood.", After slopily eating a steak.
- "You're going to like what I'm wearing tonight. Bring your Extra brain."
- "What?! You ate her danish and you didn't even know her name?!"
- "What makes you think I'm wearing underwear."
- "We need to start the rumor that all Jews are good dancers.""So, when a girl says 'Good Dance.', I should say, 'Thanks, I'm Jewish.'?"
- "I don't need a push-up bra. I need a push-in."
- "Which one is Solomon?""He's the one that looks like Harry Potter grown up about 10 years."
- "Swing dancing is great. There you are listening to great Jazz and grooving with hot women....some of which ride motorcycles."
- "He just gives women the look and they come dance with him.""A little big of tongue helps too."
- "Smirnoff Ice? I haven't sold that to a guy before."
Posted by Tommy at August 14, 2003 04:15 PM
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