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April 23, 2007
Hamburger Hotties
I went to this fast food burger joint called Max. This place was being worked by 100% women, and they were all goregeous. One of them even had the blond hair, and pig tails. The thing was that it was seriously like walking into the middle of a porn movie. You don't see beautiful women like that fliping burgers.
This reinforced a thought that had been rolling around my head for a while. When everyone wants to do something, it's often because they want to mimic someone else. As a result, I realized that it's not that Dallas women are trying to look like Porn Stars. It's that Porn Stars are trying to look like Swedes! Not all Swedes are extremely busty, but they've got blonde hair, blue eyes and a sculpted body.
The example I have is that you know when you were shown a picture of the solar system and then told to draw it? And then you tried your best, but it ended up looking like a bowl of spaghetti instead of 7 planets and their orbits? That's what porn stars do to try and look like Swedes.
Strangely enough, I haven't had any Swedish meatballs. I haven't even seen any for sale! An no, that's not an euphemism.
I've spent the past 24 hours exploring Stockholm with two Pakistani guys who have their own business over there. It was amazing to chat with them about the difference between the way Pakistan is really like, and the media projection. They also showed me some beautiful mountain scenery of back home.
I also learned a lot about the Muslim religion and how, just like Christianity, the fundamental message is about love, but there's a bunch of extremist which ruin it for the rest.
April 23rd, 10:10PM in a Hostel in Stockholm
Posted by Tommy at April 23, 2007 03:10 PM