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August 26, 2007
No Pant Muse
It's dang near impossible to go two years of living without noticing some changes to your habits/lifestyle. Oddly enough, I realized one of these updates is the deep desire to live a life free of pants and the restrictions they impose.
I believe in every man's right to drop trow and say, "I'm sick and tired of these things! I have long enough, tolerated the inequities of my balls stuck on right! Or your left, if your left-balled. Or even if you're ambi-sac-trous. Regardless! We should not have to deal with the tyrannies of britches!"
And then I got to wonder, where did this newfound Trouser Rebellion come from? The closest I could find was that it was around the same time I met Kathy. Applying the same "Pirates Cause Global Warming" logic, I knew that she must be the cause.
Case Closed.
P.S. Snoopykiss has jury duty tomorrow. And you know what? He'd rather be working.
Posted by Tommy at August 26, 2007 09:35 PM