Oh yeah..I forgot some of the quotes that I either overheard or instigated during the exchange:

• “Let the a$$ slapping begin!”
  
• Our waitress at Minnies – “Our food is really great, which is surprising considering the crappy service.”
  
• “Carbonated yogurt with Seltzer.  It tasted like goat.”
  
• “Wow, it’s like Valley girl meets caveman:  Dude…ugg…dude!!…ugg..”
  
• “So, you’re a fish snob?””I prefer to call myself an fish-anadio”
  
• “I hope that’s blood.”, After slopily eating a steak.
  
• “You’re going to like what I’m wearing tonight.  Bring your Extra brain.”
  
• “What?!  You ate her danish and you didn’t even know her name?!”
  
• “What makes you think I’m wearing underwear.”
  
• “We need to start the rumor that all Jews are good dancers.””So, when a girl says ‘Good Dance.’, I should say, ‘Thanks, I’m Jewish.’?”
  
• “I don’t need a push-up bra.  I need a push-in.”
  
• “Which one is Solomon?””He’s the one that looks like Harry Potter grown up about 10 years.”
  
• “Swing dancing is great.  There you are listening to great Jazz and grooving with hot women….some of which ride motorcycles.”
  
• “He just gives women the look and they come dance with him.””A little big of tongue helps too.”
  
• “Smirnoff Ice?  I haven’t sold that to a guy before.”