Things you learn when you travel

Blurting out “Speaking of Jesus” is quite an effective way to transistion between two completely unrelated subjects.
If ever there is a position which seems impossible, but amusing, I will always enlist my friends to help me try it out.
I will never get tired of some people saying “w00t”.
It’s ok to say “For the Love of Booty” to some girls.
I do crazy things when I drink.
The difference between my friends and my aquaintences are the number of inside jokes and band names we’ve come up with. “Underwater Ass Seizure”, “No Funk For Tommy”, “Suzi Bites and Nibbles”

ALWAYS have your camera ready.
I do crazy things when I’m sober.

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